{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
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{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
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